If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

  • Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
  • Government: Then don't get one.
  • Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
  • Government: You don't have to use it.
  • Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
  • Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
  • Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
  • Government: Take them to church.